Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Are you a better photographer than your local competitors?
Answer: Probably not

Question: Is the quality of the service you provide excellent?
Answer: Not really

Question: Do you provide good value for money?
Answer: Absolutely not!

Question: Why are your prices so high?
Answer: Because hopefully no one will ever book my services and I can live a life of leisure.

Question: Do you enjoy photographing weddings?
Answer: About as much as I enjoy going to the dentist or having needles stuck in my eyes!

Question: Do you actually get much work?
Answer: Thankfully NO!

Question: What advice would you give to potential customers?
Answer: Only use my services as a last resort, there are plenty of other photographers who actually want the work and will treat your custom with the respect that you probably think it deserves.